How often is this site updated?
As often as I’m not working on something else or sleeping.

So what do you really do?
Well, when I’m not too busy fighting the good fight, I have been known to be somewhat productive in the handful of web design and development companies I’ve worked for.

Do you believe there is life on other planets?
I believe the truth is out there.

I heard from a friend that you love cheeseburgers. Is that true? And if so, don’t you know you’re killing innocent animals??
I completely and udderly ( a bit of bovine humor there ) appreciate the tender morsels of meat they supply. And not just in cheeseburger form….. Oh no no no! I love all meat. Cheeseburgers, chicken, hotdogs, bacon, ribs, steak. In fact I have a I heart meat t-shirt. …………ok i really don’t but I wish I did.

Are you a glass is half full or half empty type of person?
Half empty? Who the hell’s been drinking out of my glass?!?

You make reference to Archie Comics. Do you have any comic work? Do they inspire you?
No and no. I do love my Archie Comics but purely for entertainment purposes and mainly for passing the time in the restroom. I highly recommend you stock your restroom too with Archie Comics.